Best Car Quotes and Captions to Fuel Your Enthusiasm

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.”

“A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… you’re not going anywhere.”

“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”

“Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.”

“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”

“Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.”

“Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.”

“Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.”

“Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated.”

“Electric cars aren't pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere.”

“Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.”

“Every car you see is in some way an extension of the people who drive them.”

“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”

“Here comes 40. I'm feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari. I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.”

“I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.”

“I always do like seeing other people dance in their cars. It's one of the things that makes me happy.”

“I am not a car enthusiast. I’m a racing enthusiast. The car is just a tool.”

“I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.”

“I don't like new cars; I'm into vintage cars - there's a Jaguar E-Type in the 'Goldie' video.”

“I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving.”

“I don’t sell cars; I sell engines. The cars I throw in for free since something has to hold the engines in.”

“I drove 3,500 miles this summer on our family holiday, we drove across 10 countries.”

“I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.”

“I have to admit I’m a bit of a car enthusiast. It’s almost a sickness.”

“I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.”

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.”

“I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them.”

“I love everything from old-school cars to whatever the latest muscle or luxury vehicles are.”

“I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.”

“I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.”

“I think all males from Detroit have an obsession with cars.”

“I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.”

“I'm glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That's cool.”

“I'm starting to think about things that I want to do, things that are fun. One of them is driving a car like a Porsche.”

“I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.”

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.”

“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.”

“If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.”

“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”

“In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car.”

“It's a never-ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.”

“My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car.”

“Older cars tend to drive like older cars. That is not for me.”

“See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you.”

“Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.”

“Tesla is here to stay and keep fighting for the electric car revolution.”

“The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life's work complete.”

“The automobile, both a cause and an effect of this decentralization, is ideally suited for our vast landscape and our generally confused and contrary commuting patterns.”

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”

“The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.”

“The cars we drive say a lot about us.”

“The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents.”

“The years I raced in were fantastic. There was so much change in the cars.”

“There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars.”

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.”

“We aren't addicted to oil, but our cars are.”

“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.”

“You're safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.”

“Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars. It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.”