Halloween Quotes

Last Updated: 06 May 2025

Looking for the perfect Halloween quotes to match the spooky vibes? From funny to creepy and everything in between, we've got you covered. Let's get into the Halloween spirit together—these quotes are perfect for captions, invites, or just a little festive fun!

“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
– Jean Baudrillard
“I wasn't allowed to have sugar as a kid. We didn't have candy or soda or anything, so Easter and Halloween were my favorite times 'cause I could eat as much candy as I wanted.”
– Kaley Cuoco
“I understand Christmas, and I understand Easter. But Halloween is one of those things where, if you don't grow with it? The French, they tried Halloween for a few years, and I think they're dropping it.”
– Jacques Torres
“The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.”
– Lewis Black
“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.”
– Chris Rock
“For me, Halloween is year-round. But my Halloween is the real Halloween - dealing with the real dead.”
– Zak Bagans
“There's so many kids who only know me from the video game. And they want to know if I'm home - and if I have a video game I can give them on Halloween. And sometimes they're surprised to learn there actually is a 'Madden.'”
– John Madden
“At the end of the first Halloween, when I shot 6 bullets into Michael Myers, John Carpenter said, Let's get a shot of you looking out of the window and seeing no one lying there.”
– Donald Pleasence
“I made a decision back in 1978 that, in a trade off for money when I directed Halloween, I would have my name above the title in order to basically brand these movies my own.”
– John Carpenter
“'Halloween' is classic Michael Myers.”
– Dylan Minnette
“Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.”
– River Phoenix
“John and I had a few meetings about what direction the sequel should take. I made some real insane suggestions. True to what you'd expect, he ignored them all and just picked up Halloween II where the original left off.”
– Donald Pleasence
“One of the things I like best about the Halloween show is that I change outfits about six times in the show. It is a lot of fun to play the different characters.”
– Nancy Kerrigan
“That's why we're doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don't have anything against it (Halloween), but it's not our tradition.”
– Fernando Flores
“I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.”
– Amy Poehler
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“Every Halloween for six years, I was a Ninja Turtle, and Mikey was my favorite. The turtles really made me who I am today. They got me into martial arts, meditation, surfing, skateboarding; big time influence on who I am today.”
– Greg Cipes
“We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean.”
– Loretta Lynn
“Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it's about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.”
– Elvis Duran
“I love, love, love, Halloween. I love dressing up - I think it's rad!”
– Lauren Cohan
“Our modern understanding of cultural appropriation is highly individualised. It's all about what Halloween costume you wear, or who's cooking biryani. But the way in which the idea was first used was to describe a relationship of dominance and exploitation between a global ruling class and a globally subjugated one.”
– Ash Sarkar
“I definitely do not like Halloween. I don't like masks, creepy clowns, dark things, goblins or witches. They're not just my thing.”
– Tyler Perry
“It's time to cancel Halloween candy and improve the health of our children.”
– Richard Bacon
“I was offered a choice of a flat salary up front or a percentage of the film's future earnings. I took the up front money. Nobody could have figured what Halloween would ultimately become.”
– Donald Pleasence
“When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween.”
– Gavin DeGraw
“I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there's a lot more blood. They're obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction.”
– Donald Pleasence
“I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them.”
– Tracy Chapman
“The first horror film I remember seeing in the theatre was Halloween and from the first scene when the kid puts on the mask and it is his POV, I was hooked.”
– David Arquette
“You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.”
– Tommy Chong
“As a kid, I liked the 'Halloween' movies and 'Nightmare On Elm Street' and all that kind of stuff. But as an adult, I really don't watch much horror, to be honest.”
– Corey Feldman
“I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies.”
– Carrie Underwood
“I live in New Orleans part of the year, and it's a really fun eating town. I bought two homes there, one to live in and one as an investment. They love to eat, drink and dress up in costumes. There are so many reasons to dress up - Mardi Gras, Halloween, Southern Decadence.”
– Jennifer Coolidge
“The first Halloween was very well made. The second one was also well made, though I didn't like it as well as the first one. The third one had nothing to do with the series at all and perhaps shouldn't have been made at all.”
– Donald Pleasence
“I grew up in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio, in the early '90s, and hospitals and doctor's offices offered to x-ray candy. I was 7 or 8. The day after Halloween, my brother and I were sorting all of our candy, and my mom asked if she could have a piece of my gum. She put the gum in her mouth, bit down, and there was a shard of metal in it!”
– Cory Michael Smith
“They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.”
– Tina Yothers
“All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar.”
– John Burnside
“In Halloween, I viewed the characters as simply normal teenagers. Laurie, Jamie Lee's character, was shy and somewhat repressed. And Michael Myers, the killer, is definitely repressed. They have certain similarities.”
– John Carpenter
“I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'”
– Drew Carey
“Halloween is woke, and there's nothing we can do about it.”
– Jason Blum
“Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting.”
– Lorna Luft
“Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.”
– Jane Badler
“As a kid, there are some things you looked forward to. You looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football.”
– Nick Ferguson
“I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.”
– Mindy Kaling
“It's said that All Hallows' Eve is one of the nights when the veil between the worlds is thin - and whether you believe in such things or not, those roaming spirits probably believe in you, or at least acknowledge your existence, considering that it used to be their own. Even the air feels different on Halloween, autumn-crisp and bright.”
– Erin Morgenstern
“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.”
– Stephen Graham Jones
“My junior year of college, I was Batman for a Halloween party.”
– Nick Chubb
“When I was seven-years-old I discovered the Spice Girls. I fell in love immediately, and I decided I wanted to be a musician myself. This became my goal and my biggest passion to strive for. And so I dressed up as a pop star at Halloween 1996.”
– MO
“But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.”
– Evan Peters
“I am not intimidated by Kairi Sane! I do wonder why on earth she dresses in her Halloween getup on a daily basis. That's a little weird.”
– Peyton Royce
“If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.”
– Douglas Coupland
“Monster Mash' is one of those great, throwback Halloween songs.”
– Sharon Needles
“John Carpenter created the idea of Halloween, so his vision remains the most focused and intelligently directed of the series. The directors that have followed have kept the original intent of the concept.”
– Donald Pleasence
“The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work.”
– Donald Pleasence
“Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day.”
– Gwen Stefani
“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
– Conan O'Brien
“If I wasn't even famous or had any success, I would still wake up and put tons of make-up on, and put on a cool outfit. That's always been who I've been my whole life, so that's never gonna change. I love fashion. I love getting dressed up. I love Halloween, too.”
– Gwen Stefani
“I don't really dress up for Halloween.”
– Katharine McPhee
“I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it.”
– Katharine McPhee
“I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house. And I love Thanksgiving, because of the football and the fall weather. And of course, I love Christmas - that's my favorite of all!”
– Joe Nichols